20 June 2010


Happy Father's Day, Dad!

This Dad is a funny one.
He raised me watching This Old House, The X-Files, and Unsolved Mysteries.
He teaches me random things, like how to use belt grinders and how nuclear power plants work.
I really like this Dad. Any other Dad would just be weird.

Also, what other Dad do you know that sends you text messages that say, "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."?


  1. I hope you were paying attention to all those random things. There will be a pop quiz.


  2. Haha.
    Go with the wood grain.
    Trust no one.
    Always wear your safety glasses.
    If you see this person, please call the hotline number below.

    ON IT.