15 October 2012

Help Wanted?

So, my professors were not kidding. Finding a job IS hard. 
Things I think I am qualified to do:
taking pictures
cat wrangling
assisting in setting galleries up
carting older ladies around town
vampire hunting
explaining art
petting horses
using computers
swaddling nephews
dog whispering
spotting grammatical errors
sewing things
teaching sewing lessons
reviewing books
pie testing
being snarky
interior decorating
furniture upholsterer
organizing people

I'm a fairly useful human, you would think someone could use me. I shall keep hunting.

1 comment:

  1. With those assets, if you can't find a job, I have no hope. ;)